Sunday, October 19, 2008
peter pan. NOT.
yet another boring, quiet sunday. the most unproductive of days which are not one bit useless, especially when it's the only day you can sleep as much as you can.
and so ive been sitting in front of my computer checking some mails and i came across this list of dialogues. enjoy!
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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aren't kids like the most irritating of things? (irritating here means cute in some ways , thank you very much)
in the midst of laughing my ass inside out over this, i kinda missed the childhood days. whereby you can say anything you want and nobody will really be pissed about it. even if you do piss someone of, it will at most end with some blows here and there and after that, things will be all gay and merry all over again! that kinda thing, i'd say, is indispensable.
of course, i think this only apply to all-boy schools... =/
life's a liar;
10/19/2008 06:43:00 PM
it's never as simple as it seems.
queer essentials.
if i had to name one thing that life has yet to prove me wrong about......
it will have to be its disability to have just one route and yet, everything's rainbows and unicorns till death do us part.
difficult to evade, really. especially when this world follows a theory where 'man need man, who eat man who needs man'. so...
what CAN be done?
nothing.
what SHOULD be done?
well, own a bazooka and let it do the talking.
sadly, bazookas arent very abundant...
that's why i have a xbox. =)
life's a liar;
10/19/2008 03:06:00 AM
it's never as simple as it seems.
